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Attention strangers of the internet! Welcome to my most personal and intimate thoughts.

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Xshane faeX // U GUESSED IT (cover)

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YES SHANE! GO OFF BITCH!

better than the original tbh

MY BOY SHANE!!!

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Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex[…]Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. “Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.”

Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men — friends, coworkers, strangers — giddy over these awful pretender women, andI’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watching too many movies written by socially awkward men who like to believe this woman exists and might kiss them.

Gone Girl, Gillian Flynn (via missespeon)

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i watch this video probably once a month minimum 

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